This is something that 27 years, Nadav Nirenberg Park Slope in Brooklyn has apparently so. Or at least his history suggests he is insane.
As the New York Post says she says, you know, he left his iPhone 4 in a taxi on the evening of New Year's Eve. 2013 was still in its infancy, when he learned that someone used the phone to find dates.
How did he know? OkCupid began to send alerts. So he logged onto the site and I saw that he had apparently sent messages to girls - when he knew he had not.
Men, however, are low. Flatter and knees go weak, languages emerge, and their brains operate on principles very unscientific.
Thus, according to the Post, Nirenberg created a female profile, with a picture of an attractive woman, and began to seduce her, and himself.
The robber was done using image Nirenberg.
Obviously, when he took a look at the woman who had approached him online, he was smitten.
A meeting was organized at the house Nirenberg, according to the Post. Loins were girded. Salivating lips.
Until, that is, the thief came and Nirenberg met with a hammer.
"He was ready for a date," Nirenberg told the Post. He was referring to the scent of the thief, of course. Well, and the bottle of wine he pressed.
Nirenberg seems particularly proud of his ability as a double in the female line.
"I used a lot of winks and smiley faces so I would seem like a girl," he said. Do girls? I do not know.
Nirenberg is an artist at heart. Well, he plays the trombone in a punk band called Streetlight Manifesto, which ironically has a new version called "The Hands That Thieves," which makes us wonder if this whole thing could be a create operation of public relations. We Nirenberg were contacted to share our suspicions and he reassured us that we should not be so skeptical.
"Haha. Coincidence I admit," he said, adding that the New York Post the facts carefully checked its history and future segment on "Good Morning America" has more details.
He said he gave the robber $ 20 for his trouble and the "date" lasted 20 seconds.
Oh, Nadav, some of us had dates that were even shorter than that.
